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1、The man is so lazy that nothing is left.

2、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

3、Love is a kind of courtesy, narcissism is a kind of pride, love is a kind of style is not love is a kind of taste.

4、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。

5、Life is proud to be happy, over Shanhaiguan is Zhao Benshan.

6、男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。

7、你那副正经的样子，貌似真的听懂人话呐！

8、Female base is hypocritical, shizuo is full of affection.

9、The teacher finished the lesson: do not understand? I stretch: the teacher what class ah.

10、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。

11、最是夜深人静时，思念才变得如此放肆。

12、太压抑不好凡事适可而止不太过份你可以当什么事都没有。

13、No things don't look for me, something more don't need to find me.

14、你大脑抽筋，小脑打结，中枢神经变态，我劝你还是**算了。

15、I am Jesus, his son, coconut!

16、闭上眼，幻想着与你一起慢慢变老的画面。黯然泪下。

17、According to a verbal statement without any proof, eat.

18、昨天去市里参加放鸽子比赛，结果就我一个人去了。

19、There are many ways to destroy the friendship, the most complete one is to borrow money.

20、春不是叫出来的，是真刀真枪干出来的！

21、Most people only do three things: a lifetime of self deception, deceptive, be bullied.

22、Life is a big market, people in which are sold to buy it.

23、人生得意须尽欢，过了山海关都是赵本山。

24、I am not the RMB, how can let everyone love me?

25、Life is my mother's life, I must live.

26、In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.

27、老师讲完课后道：还有哪不懂？我伸个懒腰道：老师这节什么课啊。

28、Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!

29、Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, when it's your home TV, one by one.

30、Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!

31、空口无凭，吃饭为据。

32、Were you born to be thrown into a second, but only caught?

33、Put you in my heart of stone containing cherry small mouth.

34、Waking is one thing, getting up is another.

35、股市是有经验的人获得很多金钱，有金钱的人获得很多经验的地方。

36、把你的铁石心肠含在我的樱桃小口中。

37、我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。

38、十年知己却不知你心里想的是什么那爱情让我们都猜不透了吧！

39、孔子说，三人行，必有我妻。择其靓者而娶之。

40、When I become a swan, or your eggs.

41、坏人需要实力，败类更需要品位。

42、Life only come out of the beautiful, not so brilliant!

43、Kill you, I won't say.

44、I can't find my love umbrella, I would rather get wet.

45、The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.

46、人生就是一个大市场，人在里面都是买这卖那。

47、My friends around me, you quickly became famous, so my memoirs can be sold.

48、Indoorsman Indoorswoman standard: in bed with computer as the center, with long arms as the radius of taking goods activities.

49、Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition, the result is a man went to the.

50、最卑贱不过感情，最凉薄不过人心。谢谢你的笑容，让我看不清你的心。

51、请你不要说持子之手与子偕老因为我还要黑发飘飘。

52、人生只有走出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌！

53、Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.

54、缴手机费时，才知道，原来我的话这么值钱。

55、问一个淡淡的问题：鸟儿为什么爱在电线上排排坐？最佳解释是在线才能聊天。

56、走到考场全崩溃，见到卷子全流泪。背的东西全不考，考的东西全不会。

57、I want to save money, to buy an automatic teller machine.

58、我那么钟爱你，你钟爱我一下会死啊。

59、I am not the same as you, because I am a person.

60、One of the greatest sorrow, is not willing to do his own.

61、哥，哥，哥，考试信春哥，不用做功课，保我不挂科。

62、The computer to play more, watching TV all want to fast forward.

63、Please don't hold hands with you because I have black hair fluttering.

64、I so love you, you love me will die.

66、上学最开心的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。

67、我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。

68、The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.

69、毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。

70、打死你，我也不会说。

71、What are you doing up so early? The nightclub is not open yet!

72、I wish you a summer season: Pepsi Cola, Mirinda, Cola Ice Black Tea Wahaha, Coca-Cola.

73、I'm not a casual person, I'm not a man.

74、But the most humble feelings, the most cool thin but the people. Thank you for your smile, let me see your heart.

75、The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.

76、时间对了，地址对了，情感对了，却缔造人物不对！

77、上帝说：出门不要忘记带伞，一会儿我要浇花。

78、Close your eyes and imagine that you're slowly getting old together with you. Cry.

79、我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了。

80、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！

81、If you ever sing the dawn, then also ask you to embrace Andy Lau.

82、在埃及，一个男人可以娶四个老婆，那得多累啊，还是中国好。

83、我正被川大强奸着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！

84、As a youth is like toilet paper, looking very much, with too few.

85、Is the night, thoughts have become so presumptuous.

86、Ask a question: why do birds faint love sit in on line? The best explanation is online to chat.

87、My spirit is good, I'm fine with me.

88、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。

89、我要努力攒钱，争取买一个自动取款机。

90、那天刚睡着，收到一个短信：睡姿不对，重睡。

91、I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!

92、Believe that you are a blind eye.

93、Brother, brother, brother, exam nobuharu brother, never do homework, I do not fail the exam.

94、我最大的缺点，就是缺点钱。

95、God said: do not forget the umbrella out, while I have to water the flowers.

96、The stock market is a lot of experience of people get a lot of money, people get a lot of money to get a lot of experience.

97、When you ask me to have dinner, then I'll go out and buy you a bag.

98、如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱刘德华。

99、Do not say that you do not know me, just I do not know you, really love ah!

100、没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。

101、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。

102、When men have money, they go bad.

103、Human face, tree bark, wire pole to cement.

104、我又不是人民币，怎样能让人人都钟爱我？

105、不要说你不认识我，刚好我也不认识你，真是缘分啊！

106、Beat your personal life can not take care of themselves!

107、夏日来临祝你：百事可乐美年达，非常可乐冰红茶，可口可乐娃哈哈。

108、Everyone is a dreamer, when the dream is gone, only to home.

109、I know that the world is a good feast, but, at least, I want to eat a good!

110、青春就想为卫生纸，看着挺多，用着，还嫌少。

111、这个人很懒，什么都没留下。

112、Kong Zi said, the three men will be my wife. Choose their beautiful and marry the.

113、The little girl took me, said: big brother, flowers, see that you are the person.

114、My greatest weakness is that I'm a fault.

115、初恋无限好，只是挂得早。

116、Bad guys need strength, scum need grade.

117、顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。

118、我是耶稣他儿子，椰子！

119、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!

120、卖花的小姑娘拉着我，说道：大哥哥，买花吧，一看就知道你是花心的人。

121、Go to the examination room full collapse, see paper full of tears. Back to the things of the exam, the exam will not.

122、起那么早干嘛？夜总会还没开门呢！

123、You're a real person, you really understand!

124、我知道，天下无不散宴席，可是，至少，宴席上我要吃得爽！

125、A momentary impulse, a descendant of the crisis!

126、The snack bar head, throw away the mobile phone down, dry your eyes, don't torture yourself, girl you have a future.

127、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。

128、把头扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，别折腾自己，姑娘你还有未来。

129、Every person was born with the original, but sadly, many people gradually became piracy

130、People lose weight minus waist, why you need to start from brain cells.

131、Pay phone to take time, just know, my words so valuable.

132、我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。

133、I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.

134、在美人面前：有危险要救，没有危险制造危险也要救。

135、暗恋是一种礼貌，自恋是一种骄傲，明恋是一种格调不恋是种味道。

136、I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.

137、宅男宅女标准：在床上以电脑为圆心，以胳膊长为半径拿取物品活动。

138、你出生后是不是被扔上去次，但只被接住次？

139、Your brain cramps, cerebellar knot, central nervous, I advise you or suicide.

140、Spring is not called out, the real thing is done!

141、信你一成，双目失明；信你两成，无期徒刑。

142、每个人出生时都是原创的，但可悲的是，很多人渐渐活成了盗版

143、电脑玩多了，看电视都想快进。

144、The customer is not God, the customer is only.

145、揍你个性生活不能自理！

146、视金钱如粪土，但所有的人都在争着做粪土收藏家。

147、醒是一回事，起床又是一回事。

148、找不到我喜欢的伞，我宁愿淋湿。

149、孤单是一个人的狂欢，狂欢是一群人的孤单！

150、First love infinite good, just hang up early.

151、人要脸，树要皮，电线杆子要水泥。

152、一个人最大的悲哀，就是不愿意做他自己。

153、Ten years, but I do not know your heart is what the love let us can not guess it!

154、一时的冲动，子孙的危机！

155、生活就是我妈生出来，我必须活下去。

156、In the face of beauty: there is a danger to save, there is no danger to create a dangerous.

157、你什么时候请我吃饭，一会我就出去给你买袋干脆面。

158、Bad things too depressed without too much when you can not overdo sth. what did not.

159、人家减肥减腰减**，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

160、大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。