英语幽默的句子

1、Long so big, homework has been on us.

2、姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

3、Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I'd like to.

4、那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！

5、Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.

6、It's hot, isn't it? It's cool on the seventh Eve.

7、不要对姐放电，你哥有来电显示。

8、有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻。

9、全世界都在忙着谈恋爱，只有我在忙着写作业。

10、自拍这种东西：三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。

11、梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

12、头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

13、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

14、I think too complex, that you are not simple.

15、找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。

16、I have the ability to be a girl, but I'm a girl.

17、The earth is now called a village.

18、Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes. I laugh at others for freezing.

19、很热对吗，到七夕就凉快了。

20、做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。

21、友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。

22、You really don't look down on fat people. You're crazy when you're thin.

23、她们都很迷人，我不一样，我磨人。

24、Don't call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!

25、Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy!

26、一个女人的王子，也许是另一个女人的青蛙。

27、相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

28、I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

29、往后余生，爆瘦是我，有钱也是我。

30、世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

31、特别喜欢老师发飙，骂我们一节课，然后下课。

32、春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

33、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。

34、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

35、我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

36、有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

37、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

38、Selfie this kind of thing: three days doomed, seven by the filter.

39、For the rest of my life, it will be me to be skinny and me to be rich.

40、The whole world is busy with dating, only I am busy with my homework.

41、Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

42、It's not because of your short legs that you can't walk past!

44、You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.

45、I'm not a customer service person. You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

46、成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。

47、Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

48、车到山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。

49、It's no use having eyes when you're blind.

50、想当年，姐最瘦的时候才六斤半！

51、Be a lovely fairy and make the whole world lovely.

52、多希望接红包的时候，打开里面写着再来一包。

53、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。

54、It's not very demanding to find a boyfriend. Don't talk to a girl.

55、知道你过的不好，我就安心了。

56、Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.

57、Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.

58、In those days, I was only six and a half Jin when I was the thinnest!

59、Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.

60、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

61、Narcissism is not a crime. Please line up behind if you are infatuated with brother.

62、There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop when there is a way.

63、Don't discharge electricity to your sister. Your brother has a caller ID.

64、有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。

65、Life is not just about living in front of you, there are countless homework.

66、I especially like the teacher's rage, scolding us for a class, and then class.

67、你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。

68、Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.

69、做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱。

70、脑子瞎了的时候，有眼睛也没用。

71、老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。

72、把我想得太复杂，说明你也不简单。

73、Dream still has to have, otherwise one day drink much what you chat with people.

74、I have an early heart, but my bed does not agree.

75、After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

76、装什么城里人，现在地球都叫村。

77、Youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous fall.

78、I don't even want a basin of water.

79、长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。

80、Want to be with you, pass on the stupid to you.

81、别把我当成情敌，放心好啦，我看不上你对象。

82、自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

83、你还真别瞧不起胖子，瘦下来迷死一片一片的。

84、To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.

85、青春就是疯狂的奔跑，然后华丽的跌倒。

86、The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.

87、我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

88、说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油！

89、Although I can't Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.

90、不要当着我的面说别人坏话，不然我也想说。

91、The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

92、这世上没有过不去的坎，只有过不完的坎。

93、Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernation, four seasons like a dream.

94、认识你之后，一种智力上的优越感，油然而生。

95、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！

96、It's said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil!

97、My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

98、I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.

99、Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.

100、生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

101、虽然我不能菩度众生，但我可以祸害苍生。

102、They are charming. I'm different. I grind people.

103、我不整理房间，我是乱室佳人。

104、It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

105、I sold the dream, pretended to be cool, I am the super invincible beautiful girl.

106、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。

107、暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

108、There is no barrier in the world that can't be crossed, only one that can't be crossed.

109、One woman's Prince, maybe another woman's frog.

110、自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

111、梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

112、Don't treat me as a rival. Don't worry. I can't see your target.

113、You say it's cold, I say it's cold.

114、Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.

115、你最大的问题不是对未来迷茫，而是无法起床。

116、Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.

117、有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。

118、I don't clean my room. I'm a mess girl.