嘲讽的英文句子

1、As long as he has no face, he can write dozens of modern poems in one day.

2、进化不完全的生命体，基因突变的外星人。

3、想必你在校的成绩一定很好吧，那么会抄袭！

4、像你这种人，在连续剧里，最多只能活两集。

5、Heaven has not come down on me, yet it has been killing my mind and working my muscles.

6、这个世界本来就很脏，你有什么资格说悲伤。

7、女子无才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。

8、If you engage in art, I will engage you in art.

9、If you are fresh, the cows will not dare to pull the dung.

10、You must be very good at school, so you can plagiarize!

11、An incomplete evolution of life, an alien gene mutation.

12、我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。

13、有一种人，就爱搬起石头砸自己的脚。

14、I love you so much, how difficult for you to just love me back?

15、小人无节，弃本逐末。喜思其与，怒思其夺。

16、你的智商和喜马拉雅山的氧气一样，淡薄。

17、现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。

18、既然你想演给我看，那就给你足够的时间表演。

19、有棱有角的害处是，别人啃起你来十分方便。

20、You are dressed very dangerously, but very safe.

21、You ugly, but you ugly special, is particularly ugly!

22、People like you can only live two episodes in a series.

23、作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。

24、The world is very dirty. What qualifications do you have to say sadness?

25、你的嘴脸像运动鞋，踩进去感觉就会很舒服！

26、超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱。

27、死亡就在你的面前，别让它靠近！

28、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。

29、If the opportunity does not come, you will create your own opportunity.

30、饭局不是万能的，没有饭局是万万不能的。

31、蚜虫吃青草，锈吃铁，虚伪吃灵魂。

32、Only pleased with the flowers on the brocade, who will send the charcoal in the snow.

33、The harm of being angular is that it is very convenient for others to chew you up.

34、Every woman who wears a lady's hand hangs a signboard of a lady.

35、只要不要脸，谁一天都能写几十首现代诗。

36、Your new sweetheart is no other than a broken shoe.

37、王冠上的苍蝇，并不比厕所里的苍蝇更高贵。

38、我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。

39、Everyone has a sadness to hide, but to conceal it.

40、Close your mouth, don't talk about my life with your mouth.

41、You are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty.

42、A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

43、Otaku, as long as a power failure, it will degenerate into caveman.

44、Uncle, you look great, like a club.

45、Dinner is not everything. No meal is impossible.

46、杯具不可怕，可怕的是它可以无限续杯。

47、I don't worry about it. I usually worry about it.

48、就你这种笑法，百度上都搜不到。

49、Don't talk to me. Others can't tell who is a fool.

50、As a typical example of failure, you are very successful.

51、This kind of display of the brain is often molested by the heart.

52、大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。

53、Your fans are flies, because flies love crap.

54、请问你有什么好牛的。说出来给我乐呵乐呵。

55、The cup is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it can be refilled indefinitely.

56、别跟别人说你认识我，那就是侮辱！

57、长江后浪推前浪，前浪死在沙滩上。

58、你不是丑，只是美的不明显！

59、别在我的坟前哭，脏了我轮回的路。

60、But two people meet, next is not a story is an accident.

61、金钱面前人人平等，命运面前人人不平等。

62、I want to say that you are a double rash. I praise you.

63、真实的暗疾是渺小，而伟大的暗疾则是虚伪。

64、Your face is very refreshing. I am confident when I see you.

65、每个人都有一段悲伤，想隐藏却欲盖弥彰。

66、你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。

67、Women refuse friendship by friendship. Men exchange friendship for love.

68、Some things only match memories. Some people can only be passers-by.

69、唯女人与英雄难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也。

70、你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存。

71、Don't tell anyone you know me. It's insulting.

72、你在人群中渺小，在猪圈里伟大！

73、我要说你是个二愣子，我都是表扬你。

74、你的粉丝就是苍蝇，因为苍蝇爱屎粑粑。

75、你丑，但是你丑的特别，就是特别的丑！

76、Lower your head to see what is in your crotch and talk to your brother.

77、False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

78、You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

79、把你的嘴闭起来，别用你的嘴谈论我的人生。

80、Long face, wipe your eyes, please see clearly what color is!

81、哟！你这是刚被雷过啊，还是准备去雷人啊。

82、***生你时，你是不是还回头看一样！

83、蚊子叮你的脸，都会想**。

84、It's not my carelessness. It's my intention.

85、Flies on the crown are no more noble than flies in toilets.

86、你搞艺术，我搞你，这叫深入艺术。

87、What is the use of dog shouting? It really counts if you bite me.

88、我这人不记愁，一般有愁当场我就报了。

89、你的长相很提神的说！我一见你就自信倍增。

90、In reality, we use real names to tell falsehood, and the Internet uses pseudonyms to tell the truth.

91、一些事，只配当回忆。一些人，只能做过客。

92、Listening to you, a sense of superiority in intelligence arises spontaneously.

93、How to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

94、You slow down the network speed, you spend too much memory.

95、Only women and heroes are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find.

96、你可以有钱，但是你绝对不能瞧不起农村人。

97、别跟我说话，别人分不清谁是傻瓜。

98、You are not smart, you are also learning extremely hard!

99、看着你熟睡的样子，我就有去看惊悚片的冲动。

100、Painting tiger skin is hard to draw bone.

101、Read more than ten years, think of it or kindergarten is better mixed!

102、凡是人尽可夫的女人，都挂着一个淑女的招牌。

103、The sun, your mother and half a gourd, you are also very modern.

104、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉粪了！

105、长点脸，擦清眼，麻烦你看清楚什么叫脸色！

106、Your IQ is just as weak as oxygen in Himalaya Range.

107、你穿得很危险，但长得很安全。

108、You can't find such a smile on Baidu.

109、The villain is shameless. Fear no man but punish him.

110、只喜添锦上之花，谁肯送雪中之炭。

111、When your mother gave birth to you, did you look back?

112、You can have money, but you must not despise rural people.

113、Now that you want to show it to me, I will give you enough time to perform.

114、Aphids eat grass, rust, iron, and hypocrisy eat their souls.

115、你人又不聪明，还学人家绝顶！

116、All men are equal before money, and all are inequity before fate.

117、Watching you sleep, I have the urge to watch thrillers.

118、带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。

119、小人无耻，重利轻死。不畏人诛，岂顾物议。

120、天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。

121、如果良机不来，你就自创良机！

122、怎么说呢，只要你的贱不影响到我们就好。

123、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。

124、The real disease is small, and the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

125、I'm sorry to make you laugh.

126、Mosquitoes bite your face, they all want to kill themselves.

127、When you go out, thousands of birds fly away.

129、鲜花往往不属于赏花的人，而属于牛粪。

130、Don't cry at my grave, dirty my way of reincarnation.

131、大脑这种摆设，时常被心调戏得东倒西歪。

132、There is a kind of person who loves to lift a rock and drop it on his own feet.

133、见到美女就动心，花言巧语骗人心。

134、你一出门，千山鸟飞绝，万径人踪灭。

135、After the Yangtze River, the waves pushed ahead and the waves died on the beach.

136、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！

137、A villain has no choice but to abandon the past and the end. They are glad to think and act, but to anger and think.

138、长的很科幻，长的很抽象！

139、狗叫嚣有什么用，真咬到我，才算你本事。

140、低下头看看你裤裆里是啥，再和你哥哥说话。

141、女人用友情拒绝爱情，男人用友情换取爱情。

142、It's tempting to see beautiful women.

143、Death is in front of you. Don't let it get close.

144、How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy myself a hand washing solution.

145、When I have money, I will take you to the best neurosurgery hospital.

146、画虎画皮难画骨，知人知面不知心。

147、Long science fiction, long and abstract.

148、Oh! You are just being thundered, or are you going to go to the thunder people?

149、等我有钱了，我就带我你去最好的神经医院。

150、听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生。

151、宅男，只要一停电，就会退化成穴居人。

152、虚伪的真诚，比魔鬼还可怕。

153、With wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

154、Flowers often do not belong to people who admire flowers, but belong to cow dung.

155、不是我不小心，而是我故意的。

156、It's hard to extricate itself, except for teeth and love.

157、太阳***半个葫芦，您长的也忒后现代了点吧！

158、Your face is like sneakers. You feel comfortable when you step in.

159、What kind of cow do you have, please? Say it and give me joy.

160、真不好意思，让您贱笑了。